Just getting into my agony aunt mode.
Please feel free to let me help you in any any I can. Do you have trouble with children, especially small ones with determined natures?? - well I have all the answers - biting, tantrums, toilet training, messey eating - I do them all. Perhaps you have trouble growing plants? My horticultural prowess is know across the Ards Peninsula? Has your spell checker seized and your having problems with your worms? - let me pick up every grammatical nuance. Does your hair grow too fast and you find it difficult to walk past a barbers shop without popping in for a quick haircut? My immac is at your disposal.
I'm waiting with a listening ear cocked longing to help. Do get in touch.
2 comments:
Have you lost the plot, at least I'm a good influence on someone. As I've just said on my blog, you need therapy & you'll not get that at Junction 1!!
I'm really struggling here at the minute, I've a earphone in one ear listening to OMD, the phone beside me & 7 websites open including Hotmail, your blogsite, my blogsite, my Hotmail,Traidcraft & Ebay on the laptop. I can't keep up!!!
Well Mark - (adjusts position into wide-open listening mode)could I suggest that multi-tasking is really only something that should be attempted by women. The reason that you are struggling is that you are a man! I suggest one website at a time is quite sufficient for the male brain and definately don't listen to OMD at that same time. Brain overload is a serious thing and could affect your spelling, grammar, syntax and general ability to write coherently. I hope this is useful. Please feel free to keep asking and I am happy to help.
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