Sunday, 27 July 2008

Power Training & Potty Hosing

Yes, now that's another idea. Uncle Al is power training & like Iona marking his territory. He's the good old guy who's the man about the house, sorry outside the house. He's wanting to take over power & started in the garden. He'll surround you & you have no option to surrender.

There will be plenty of potty hosing once Iona has mastered the art, she will do so when you least expect it. The hosing starts when she moves on to No.2s!!! Like you, I've been there but it's all worthwhile in the long run.

About my pre-occupation with females hands & feet. Well, that's all I see, eyes as well but all of them have dark eyes. The checklist is as follows & I'm not jesting. I don't do it this time here but did the last time when I was in my mid 20's.
  • Hands - slender, shiney, false nails, manicured / painted nails & slim wrists
  • Feet - slim ankles, wearing high heels, shiney, manicured / painted nails

There's also some other telltale signs with build, height, posture, walk, wearing designer sunglasses, rings & other jewellery.

Maybe, should start a competition on this blog based on the hands/feet theory. Just where I'd find Saudi girls may be the problem - Bahrain, Dubai, London likely good starting places!!

1 comment:

Virtual Methodist said...

I am so glad we are beyond that stage (please God... no little surprises at this stage of my life).
Anyway... Not quite as hot here in MI as Mark is experincing, but 84F with our AC on the blink is bad enough... Especially when you can't open the window for fear of getting eaten alive or contracting West Nile virus from the fiercesome woodland bugs here.